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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog
Six weeks on my back and using strong pain killers when I broke my leg. My first turd was a bowling ball.
It was nothing like sex I can assure you!..
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Yeah, Morphine binds you up and produces rock hard bowling balls. Passing through takes a while and the pain is worse than your injury.
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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