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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
TBH, Ive been arrested so many fucking times in my life that I cant even remember them all, let alone choose a favourite...
But then that's just me... So what about you?
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My favorite run with the law.
It was summer of 47 and I was dared by a some friends to go steal some peppers out of a neighbor's garden. Well I didn't know that my neighbor was a cop and he had come home that afternoon for a some reason.
He came out in full uniform and screaming at me. I was so fucking scared that I pissed myself when he grabbed me by the arm. Since I didn't want to be arrested I started thinking fast what to say and I looked down and realized that I pee'd my pants.
So I said I was just looking for a place to whizzz.
He put me in the back of his squad car and drove me home to my parents. I got spanked by my mother and by the next day everyone in my neighborhood not only knew I pissed myself but they were also all warning me to stay off their properties.