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I once got arrested for trespassing in my own building on my 18th birthday. My building was a high drug traffic and gang shooting spot that cops used as an easy target on slow nights.
I didnt have my ID or any keys to get in the building so the cop assumed I was there to buy or sell drugs or to gang bang when he saw me waiting in front of the door for somebody on their way in or out to open it and arrested me for tresspassing when he couldn't find anything on me (stop & frisk era). He felt like a champion because the Latin kings were being ruthless at the time and I happened to be wearing their colors that day (I'm not a Latin king) and my building was a blood building and those 2 gangs were at war (I'm not a blood either). Me and the cop kept roasting each other back and forth because he was sure I was done for, and I kept telling him how I dont like pork and come Monday morning I'll walk out the court room laughing at him. It was a Friday night, so I had to spend the whole weekend in central booking.
Monday morning I got to laugh at the cop as the judge handed his ass to him and let me walk right out. The judge actually chuckled as I ignorantly let out a loud obnoxious "aaaaahhhh haaaaaaaa" as I pimp walked out the court room. That was awesome for me, because that cop was a total dick. Treating me like shit, calling me a gang member drug addict/dealer, busted my lip being rough af, etc. He really thought he hit jackpot because my juvie record is outrageous. He was mad af.
That's where the favorite part ends... because the cop took all my money. So I had to walk my happy ass all the way from 161st street & grand concourse back to the 180's (from Morrisania to Fordham Heights if you want to Google map it). Bronx blocks are long af, it was hot as hell, I was dirty as shit from sleeping on the cell floor and I stunk like body odor and rotten bologna sandwiches lol. And I was paranoid af walking through about 20 different gang territories wearing Latin king colors. Nothing happened tho.
A few weeks later I was in Fort Knox for basic training. It's been 18 years now, and I haven't been arrested since.
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