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Old 06-09-2019, 05:43 AM  
CurrentlySober
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In the Harry Potter books, is the word 'Wand' really a euphemism for 'Penis'???

Kinda made me wonder. Below are a few quotes, word for word from the books:

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"Harry thrust his hand inside his robes, grabbed his wand roughly and squeezed..."
And...

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"Ron pulled out his wand and waved it at Hermione. Put that away RIGHT NOW! yelled Hermione, angrilly"
And...

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"Hermione had never held a wand before. She took it in her hand gently and caressed it carefully"
Finally...

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"Ron awoke to Harry's wand, thrusting hard and fast up his asshole. I knew seperate rooms would have been a better idea thought Ron..."
So, what do you think? Innocent books, or as I suspect, the most erotic series in literature, just hiding in plain sight?
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