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CurrentlySober · 05-26-2019, 01:53 PM

I probably would. Just some little dude lurking away in the background and cleaning up after me and making me food n stuff...

Problem is, I had better not get a female one though, cause knowing me, I'd probably just end up fucking it...

05-26-2019, 01:53 PM
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