Originally Posted by onwebcam

Both of us would beat your ass blindfolded and using our dicks to move the pieces.


Have I ever told you about the time I'm sitting at a gas station pumping my gas and this fat old dude walks up to me and out of breath he says "Sir, would you mind taking me back to my truck. I just got released from the hospital after falling out of it."

I was thinking of you Crockett, laughing on the inside, as we rode over to his truck.