Originally Posted by Phoenix

bladeliar: WTF, I hate record stock market highs now.

Crockett: Record stock market highs are what Putin would want.

cruckify: 13 reasons why record stock market highs are bad. Number 5 will literally shock you.

baldfuck: Record stock market highs are complicated. Here’s why.

stefangerman: Record stock market highs are a social construct. Bigot.

some other idiot: Record stock market highs are the essence of white supremacy. Don't have them.

Comey: That’s it?

Hillary: What happened?

Obama: If If If If If If..... Okie Doke. You didn’t make those record stock market highs. Somebody else made that happen....