Originally Posted by crucifissio

Nope, an american will already be there before you...there I was taking a shit this morning and just as I stand up to wipe I hear "sniff! Snif! Sniiiiiiiiiif!!!" behind me...I turn around and sure enough, an american was head deep in my crapper sniffing my shit!...I was like " god damn it! Americans sniffing my shit again!"...I asked him to move his head out of my crapper so that I could toss the paper but he was like " nooooooooo! I must sniff your skidmarks! Snif snif snif!"...true story...