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DeadFidel · 03-07-2019, 04:27 AM

I stopped by my local pub last night to play some pool and met some old friends. If I am going to drink I'll take a cab there, last night I did not. With 7-8 beers in me (4 hours) the place closing I had to leave. I live about 3 miles away and was afraid to take the chance, but I did.

About a mile towards home I see red/blue flashing lights behind me. I'm FUCKED! Right away I knew what this would mean, a night in jail, $10-15 thousand, the embarrassment, who's going to walk my dog? ...FUCK!!!

Cop walks up and asks...do you know why I pulled you over? "No sir" I said. Your left tail light is out..where are you going? ...FUCKED...I'm going home officer...can I see your license and registration please... (at this point I am imagining the cold jail cell...calling my sister in near horror) I give him the info while holding my breath so he cannot smell my breath. I'm FUCKED. "Wait here he says".

After about 5 minutes of waiting and contemplating the feeling of complete failure he returns gives me back my license back and says..."Make sure you get that fixed today..OK".

Perhaps it was because it was 5 degrees hurting cold this morning in NY, or my driving record was clean, but I made it home to write this. This scenario will NEVER happen to me again.

Thanks for letting me share. (Can't do this on Facebook)

03-07-2019, 04:27 AM
DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,754	I will NEVER drink and drive again..EVER! I stopped by my local pub last night to play some pool and met some old friends. If I am going to drink I'll take a cab there, last night I did not. With 7-8 beers in me (4 hours) the place closing I had to leave. I live about 3 miles away and was afraid to take the chance, but I did. About a mile towards home I see red/blue flashing lights behind me. I'm FUCKED! Right away I knew what this would mean, a night in jail, $10-15 thousand, the embarrassment, who's going to walk my dog? ...FUCK!!! Cop walks up and asks...do you know why I pulled you over? "No sir" I said. Your left tail light is out..where are you going? ...FUCKED...I'm going home officer...can I see your license and registration please... (at this point I am imagining the cold jail cell...calling my sister in near horror) I give him the info while holding my breath so he cannot smell my breath. I'm FUCKED. "Wait here he says". After about 5 minutes of waiting and contemplating the feeling of complete failure he returns gives me back my license back and says..."Make sure you get that fixed today..OK". Perhaps it was because it was 5 degrees hurting cold this morning in NY, or my driving record was clean, but I made it home to write this. This scenario will NEVER happen to me again. Thanks for letting me share. (Can't do this on Facebook)