Originally Posted by Rochard

LOL. You need a different wife.

My wife and I have two rules.

1) I don't cheat on her.
2) When it comes to sex, I say "do" and "she does".

I couldn't tell you how man times we went to a porn convention and I said "I want to have a threesome with that chick" and she would make it happen.

You need a new wife.