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77 years old and still can get it up. But, too cheap to hire an escort and goes looking for a cut-rate hooker. With his money, you’d think women would be around to party anytime he wanted. I’m dying to hear his excuses: “she offered to inflate my balls and I thought she meant footballs.” “She offered a blowjob and I thought she wanted to blow up the footballs.”
He’ll plead that he misunderstood her offer and his hearing aids were malfunctioning. He was joking around but she thought he was serious. He’s too old for jail and it’s his first offense, off field.
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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