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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
Not me. Im nearer 600lbs and officially too fat to fly... Plus i cunt a4d2... 
But the dead giveaway that wasn't me is simple. I wouldn't have wanted to wipe - I wouldn't have wanted to get up from the comfy seat and use a toilet. I would have just gone where I sat and enjoyed the looks of people around me as they delighted in my aromatic aroma  |
Oh yeah - You never forget the first time the guy sitting next to you shits themselves on a 14 hours flight...