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I have one to call for help. Usually the response is muddled and missing words. They end up walking down here anyway.
I used it for music but can’t remember the commands. “Alexa, play Creedence Clearwater Revival” would sometimes get “Okay, reed clearah revival isn’t available. Would you like to hear Ree Drummond recipes?” I just said “Alexa, play Nirvana” and I got “okay, here it is”. What’s playing is an orchestral piece to put me to sleep.
“Alexa, what time is it?” “The time is 11:38 pm in Westport Point Massachusetts. Westport Point is at the southern tip of Massachusetts. The area is surrounded by water with a...” and I gave up. I asked for the time only, not a geographic dialogue. She drolled on for about two minutes including latitude and longitude, weather and approximate population.
I bought the whole package a few years ago. It’s still packed with a new Bose speaker. The house bought all rooms a unit including bathrooms. When I find mine I’ll put it on eBay.
I know there are tons of functions but my amnesia stops me from using them. Eventually I’ll print a list of functions.
“Alexa fuck me” response is “I’m sorry, I can’t do that”. Using strange requests is comical.
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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