11-28-2018, 09:23 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,600
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Originally Posted by Titur
The review must look as genuine as poossible.
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OK, here yah go.
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The laptop from OLPC, arrived very quickly when they said it would, and packaged nicely. It was easy to set-up and it hadn't been damaged during transit.
I started it up and it booted first try, and worked perfectly. It was at this point, that I decided to take a shit on it.
As I hovered my hairy asshole over the keyboard and pushed, I was delighted to discover that I had a case of mild diarrhea that morning, so a full load was squirted at the laptop, at full force. It went deep into the keyboard and covered half of the screen.
My only regret was that I had not thought to turn the built in high definition webcam on so as to capture the event for poosterity.
To summarise, I enjoyed evacuating my bowels upon and into this fine laptop, and would 100% recommended that you purchase one and do the same. You will NOT be disappoointed.
FIVE STARS !
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168 Words - How do I get paid please?
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