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rapist: hey woman get ready imma bout' to rape you
woman: ok rapist just wait until I get my gun out
rapist: no problem take your time
woman: thanks! I literally walk around the house pakin' but this time I forgot to carry
rapist: I know right? I go with a gun strapped to my thigh 24/7 but I forgot to take my rape gun to work
woman: its a good thing rapists will give me time to take out my gun
rapist: yeah, otherwise one could just approach a victim anyway and hit them over the head with a crowbar 10x before they take their gun out LOL
woman: ok got my gun out now, can you please stand at point blank range now??
rapist: sure thing! just let me put my knife away, could have stabbed you 100x if it was not for your gun!
woman: its a good thing rapists announce their attack so that woman are ready
rapist: I know right? how nice of us! the other day I rang the door bell and was like "home invasion! get ready!"
woman: can you chamber a bullet for me? my gun is new and the spring is tough
rapist: no problem, it must be a bitch to handle firearms with them long ass nails
woman: yeah...guns is literally all women think about!
rapist: there you go maam' lock and loaded!
woman: thanks! imma gonna go john wick on you now
rapist: oh nooooes!! im screwed now!
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