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Old 08-23-2003, 11:36 AM  
Huggles
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My penis problem

After watching SO MUCH PORN I always can't help but feel that my penis is really, really small.


Like, I feel like someone with an eating disorder. No matter how little someone weighs on a scale, they still think they need to lose weight. I'm still really confident with women, but I've been asked a few times how large it is, and I usually say it's below average.


Yesterday, my friend in Kelowna said she had met a guy with a disfigured penis. He had reconstructive surgery of some kinda on his penis and it was zig-zagged in the middle, but very large. He whipped it out at a party to show off. I said I would do that if I had a large zig zagged penis and she replied that I DO have a big schlong and that most guys at 5 inches or so and I shouldn't be worried.


This got me thinking, maybe the porn did this? I can only cut up so many bang boat movie scenes without thinking "JESUS CHRIST I HAVE A FUCKING TINY PENIS!"


Then I "poled" my current female friend last night to which she replied that I was tied for the largest she'd had, and that it's really retarded to worry about it at my size.


Lexington Steel... well, I won't say anything about that. If he could take his erect penis off, you could literally club someone to death with that.
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