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Adult Site Traffic · 08-23-2003, 11:22 AM

Ok, as promised, here's yer story. It's 100% true from start to finish.
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3 of us were calving 1200 cows and 300 heifers several years ago. This always happens in the late winter, early spring when the storms come through, and when it's storming it makes for long nights because wet calves will freeze to the ground. Too many of those, and your profit is basically shot. Lots of long sleepless hours with the people doing the calving and the local vets too. Even worse for the vets, because there was probably 75,000 + head of cows in that area, and 3 vets.

Well, for several nights, early in the morning like at 2 or 3 am we had seen some strange lights up on the mountain. We know there was too much snow for a vehicle to get up there, and we couldn't go to check it out either... but it set the stage for what happened next.

We were up lots of hours getting hit with one storm after another. One guy had to get some sleep, and I was working that night. About 11:00, I had a cow that calved, and prolapsed. If you don't know what that is, it's when the uterus tears loose and basically inverts itself. It then needs to be shoved back in and sewed up. The cow then goes to the sale as quickly as the calf is weaned.

So this cow prolapsed. She gets up with this thing flopping, and she's mad as hell and wants to fight. Being too tired to fight with her, I call the vet. Bout 20 minutes later, he comes out and we try to get her in with his truck. Make a long story short, she gets hot and falls over dead from shock. It's about 1:30 in the morning now.

So, we take the calf to the barn to warm him up some, and drink a little whiskey. I told the vet he could have the dam cow if he wanted, and he said he was too tired to load her up. So he leaves.

I quess he's leaving the ranch, and he decides it's a shame to let the meat go to waste, that someone's bound to need it.. So he stops at the cow and only has a scalpel.. so he cuts off the front shoulder and hind quarter, flips her over, and removes the other 2, throws them in his truck and leaves.

It's about 5:00, I'm toast from being up like 48 hours, and I go home and black out.

The other guy gets up, starts to check cattle and finds this cow, prolapse hanging out about 3 feet, missing front and hind quarters, and calls all the law enforcement, the news paper, and anyone who'll listen to him. I think he had about 25 people out there to see this cow that the "aliens" mutilated, all along re-enforcing it with the stories of the lights on the mountain.

I swear, anytime this story comes up, everyone involved laughs until their stomach hurts.

It's all 100% true too.

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08-23-2003, 11:22 AM
Adult Site Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South-East of the Border of Disorder Posts: 5,093	Ok, as promised, here's yer story. It's 100% true from start to finish. ------- 3 of us were calving 1200 cows and 300 heifers several years ago. This always happens in the late winter, early spring when the storms come through, and when it's storming it makes for long nights because wet calves will freeze to the ground. Too many of those, and your profit is basically shot. Lots of long sleepless hours with the people doing the calving and the local vets too. Even worse for the vets, because there was probably 75,000 + head of cows in that area, and 3 vets. Well, for several nights, early in the morning like at 2 or 3 am we had seen some strange lights up on the mountain. We know there was too much snow for a vehicle to get up there, and we couldn't go to check it out either... but it set the stage for what happened next. We were up lots of hours getting hit with one storm after another. One guy had to get some sleep, and I was working that night. About 11:00, I had a cow that calved, and prolapsed. If you don't know what that is, it's when the uterus tears loose and basically inverts itself. It then needs to be shoved back in and sewed up. The cow then goes to the sale as quickly as the calf is weaned. So this cow prolapsed. She gets up with this thing flopping, and she's mad as hell and wants to fight. Being too tired to fight with her, I call the vet. Bout 20 minutes later, he comes out and we try to get her in with his truck. Make a long story short, she gets hot and falls over dead from shock. It's about 1:30 in the morning now. So, we take the calf to the barn to warm him up some, and drink a little whiskey. I told the vet he could have the dam cow if he wanted, and he said he was too tired to load her up. So he leaves. I quess he's leaving the ranch, and he decides it's a shame to let the meat go to waste, that someone's bound to need it.. So he stops at the cow and only has a scalpel.. so he cuts off the front shoulder and hind quarter, flips her over, and removes the other 2, throws them in his truck and leaves. It's about 5:00, I'm toast from being up like 48 hours, and I go home and black out. The other guy gets up, starts to check cattle and finds this cow, prolapse hanging out about 3 feet, missing front and hind quarters, and calls all the law enforcement, the news paper, and anyone who'll listen to him. I think he had about 25 people out there to see this cow that the "aliens" mutilated, all along re-enforcing it with the stories of the lights on the mountain. I swear, anytime this story comes up, everyone involved laughs until their stomach hurts. It's all 100% true too. Adult Site Traffic ICQ me? Click Here or E-mail me Here __________________ ALL Domains and Websites are GOING AWAY NOW! Ask me! Many great domains, mainstream and adult, some complete sites with databases, some names with traffic and PR, some investment quality names. Come take a look! { Traffic Orders: Please go here } .:: SHARPEN the Elite - BURN the leftovers! Ooh-Rah!! ::.