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Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead ****** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back.
The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see."
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Q: Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes?
A: California got first pick.
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-Not funny
-You need to stop being such a moron