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Mississippi Massa · 08-23-2003, 10:04 AM

A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead ****** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back.

The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see."

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Q: Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes?

A: California got first pick.

08-23-2003, 10:04 AM
Mississippi Massa So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Gutterboys Plantation Posts: 60	Post your favorite ** joke A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead **** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back. The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see." --------------------------- Q: Why does Alabama have ****s and California have earthquakes? A: California got first pick.