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Old 10-08-2018, 08:04 PM  
HairyChick
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Truthfully, your stories leave me drier than the Sahara. Drier than hearing Trump talk. Drier than a date with a guy with three inches.

Your stories are an impotence promoter. Viagra wouldn't help after reading your stories
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