OP is muz IRL...no crackle eating, reverse muz attempting, bacon frying amateur...
this is professional pork, the manuglica pig...its omega ratios are far better than regular pork:
and these are the crackles from the mangulica pig...best shit ever...I eat this shit all the time...
behold:
probably the healthiest pork in the world:
look at this:
conclusion: OP is muz