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My mother said, “as long as you don’t deal with children or animals” and I got mad. “It’s a magazine about hairy women. I’m insulted you’d suggest that. You raised me better than that.” After apologizing profusely, she never said that again.
When she visited, she’d go to my main office where I had dildoes on the walls, other toys, a friend’s blown- up 15” cock pic, etc. She looked the other way. In my living room I had a 6’ blow up penis. She was curious and felt it and I said it was for “shock value.” She agreed.
Dad read my magazine and saw some sites but only said I did a great job on publishing. Mom said the same. Then she lamented I should have been a doctor or lawyer. When I was making more than they do, she was proud.
Other people I’d tell I had chat forums. I did but all adult.
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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