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BREAKING NEWS PHOENIX - A man took his last squealing breath today when he was gunned down with a homemade AK47. The suspect was heard shouting at Police Officers at the scene, "he be stalking me yo! Straight up!", while he snacked on some watermelon.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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