Originally Posted by crucifissio

a dude had a dog...the dog came home with the next door neighbors dead rabbit in his mouth...the dead rabbit was all dirty and fucked up...the dude panicked, he took the rabbit and washed it clean and snuck in to the neighbors garden and returned the rabbit in to its cage and hoped that his neighbor would think the rabbit died of natural causes...

a few hours later the neighbor comes ringing his doorbell and he was like "man our rabbit died and we buried it yesterday but some sick bastard dug it up, washed it, and put it back in its cage"


now thats a pretty good joke...but not as big of a joke as bladewire wearing a mask demanding others ID-up