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kane · 05-05-2018, 11:57 AM

I grew up in a small redneck town in Oregon. I saw and knew/know plenty of low class people.

A few examples:

There is the woman who lived in a trailer park where there started to be complaints of sewer smell coming from her area of the park. The manager walked over and saw a bunch of what looked like raw sewage in the back yard so he called the city assuming there was a sewage leak. What he found out is that the toilet in the house plugged up and instead of getting it fixed, the woman that lived there was shitting and pissing into a bucket then dumping it into the backyard.

A very good friend of mine is a cop in that town now. One night, just as he was starting his graveyard shift, a woman showed up at the police station and said she was raped and wanted to report it. He took her into a conference room to talk to her. When he asked her what happened she said, "I don't mind fucking my brother every now and then, but when he comes home drunk and just takes it, that's wrong!"

There was a woman in town that everyone knew is Heady. Her name was actually Heidi. It's hard to say how old she was because she was kind of rough looking. Blowjobs were her preferred form of currency. She swore she wasn't a prostitute, but she would suck dick to get everything. She sucked dick to get rides. She sucked dick to get drinks at the bar. She sucked cock to get her yard cleaned up etc. Everyone in town knew if she needed something she would suck your dick if you did it for her or gave it to her. She even had a motto, "If you need head, Heidi will give ya head." She would pronounce it without the "d" so it sounded like she was say hea.

There was a mother and daughter (not sure how old the mother was but the daughter was my age so at the time people found out about it she was about 16 or 17). The daughters boyfriend (who was in his early 20's) was in and out of jail all the time. When he wasn't in jail he lived with them and he would swap back and forth sleeping with the girl one night and the mom the next. Her mom, apparently, referred to him as their "live in dick."

It's was a little like growing up in the Jerry Springer show.

05-05-2018, 11:57 AM
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I grew up in a small redneck town in Oregon. I saw and knew/know plenty of low class people. A few examples: There is the woman who lived in a trailer park where there started to be complaints of sewer smell coming from her area of the park. The manager walked over and saw a bunch of what looked like raw sewage in the back yard so he called the city assuming there was a sewage leak. What he found out is that the toilet in the house plugged up and instead of getting it fixed, the woman that lived there was shitting and pissing into a bucket then dumping it into the backyard. A very good friend of mine is a cop in that town now. One night, just as he was starting his graveyard shift, a woman showed up at the police station and said she was raped and wanted to report it. He took her into a conference room to talk to her. When he asked her what happened she said, "I don't mind fucking my brother every now and then, but when he comes home drunk and just takes it, that's wrong!" There was a woman in town that everyone knew is Heady. Her name was actually Heidi. It's hard to say how old she was because she was kind of rough looking. Blowjobs were her preferred form of currency. She swore she wasn't a prostitute, but she would suck dick to get everything. She sucked dick to get rides. She sucked dick to get drinks at the bar. She sucked cock to get her yard cleaned up etc. Everyone in town knew if she needed something she would suck your dick if you did it for her or gave it to her. She even had a motto, "If you need head, Heidi will give ya head." She would pronounce it without the "d" so it sounded like she was say hea. There was a mother and daughter (not sure how old the mother was but the daughter was my age so at the time people found out about it she was about 16 or 17). The daughters boyfriend (who was in his early 20's) was in and out of jail all the time. When he wasn't in jail he lived with them and he would swap back and forth sleeping with the girl one night and the mom the next. Her mom, apparently, referred to him as their "live in dick." It's was a little like growing up in the Jerry Springer show.