Lord,
Give me 5k plus tolls and cigarettes and I drive to his place with video camera knocking on his door like this..
me: Knock Knock
thief: Who is this?
me: Yo open the fuck up you know what i mean?
thief: who the fuck is it?
me: my dick is gonna slap you in asec if you dont open up
thiefl: fuck off
me: ok i warned you.
thief: Ill call the polics
Then i go inside seduce his wife and tie him up as he watches me shoot in her eye
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