Originally Posted by cordoba

I bought a realistic sex doll a couple of months back for nearly $1,500 and it's one of the worst buys I've ever made. I can't believe how heavy it is, and how difficult it is to move about, even just moving the limbs into position. To add to that, I find I can't even fuck it because the hole is too tight, especially with the insert. You actually have to brush its hair every day, and even re-apply the makeup occasionally. This morning I fapped off with the thing lying next to me and I didn't even glance over at the bitch. The only thing I could think of that would be worse is if I'd paid $5,000 for a 'sex robot' version that's only extra feature was to be able to nag me (in a Scottish accent). And I don't know how the hell I'm going to get rid of it when the time comes. Saw it into pieces?