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Trump. "hey Mike Pence can you go to Britain to smooth things out"
3 days later Mike Pence is in a british church having holy water sprinkled on his hand because he masturbated. His phone goes off..He looks to see a tweet
Trump Tweets.... I'd like to introduce my new VP
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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
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