What would you do ?
The IMPOSSIBLE did happened .. Forgot the Wife Birthday few days ago.
That day my Mother in Law was texting me around dinner time about
In Law text: "
I HOPE YOU DID NOT FORGET ? "
I replied : Forget what ?
In Law replied :
ITS YOUR WIFE Birthday today
I replied: Silence, silence silence
I replied: Are you for real ? this is not a funny joke at all
In Law replied 5 minutes later:
YOU BETTER MOVE YOUR ASS Bla bla bla 
So all panicking i get in my truck and heading to what ever store i can find open and Bought flowers and a Big chocolate cake from the Grocery bakery.
As a gift i gave her my Credit card and telling her to go shopping with a
$500 limits spending for her that day!
im still on the NO PUSSY/ NO BJ RULES since LOL .
Anyone been in this situation before ? If so what did you do to resolved this?
Have fun slapping me now
