I'll never forget when I was a kid at summer camp and we had to learn Red Cross rescue techniques. We had the rescecitation class and the camp counselor paired us off into twos. One played the unconscious swimmer victim and one played the role of lifeguard.
I had to rescecitate this big black kid with huge lips and we had to actually blow into the victims mouth to make it realistic to learn the procedure. So the kid's giving me the smirky look like "white boy gonna hate doing this". So the kids on his back and I start to blow air in his mouth and his cheeks bulge out like Louey Armstrong's and he fucking blows back a full load of air crap into my mouth with spit included.
One of those events you never forget.
