TheGoldenChild

>Brain Cramps


Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would
not
>live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were
>supposed
>to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
>which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA
>contest.
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>"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
>can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with
>all
>those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
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>"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your
>life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for
>federal
>anti-smoking campaign.
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>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston
>Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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>"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
>the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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>"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the
>president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed
>documents.
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>"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
>I'm
>just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
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>"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager,
>Danny Ozark
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>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
>our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President
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>"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
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>" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
>another" --George Bush, US President
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>"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
>--Lee
>Iacocca
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>"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the
>truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver North, from
>his Iran-Contra testimony.
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>"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
>Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports
>analyst.
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>"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
>people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton,
>President
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>"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al
>Gore,
>VP
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>"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel
>Enderbery
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>"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received
>notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is
>a
>change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville,
>South Carolina
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>"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
>go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
>next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S.
>Fowler, FCC Chairman

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