Just a word to the organisers.
If I have won anything, I'm gonna need some advance notice I'm afraid. You see I can't attend the show as I am not allowed to enter America, so I need time to send a fresh sealed box of my feces, by air freight.
That way it can be opened live on stage, inplace of my acceptance speech. TIA x
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