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Old 10-27-2017, 05:08 PM  
pimpmaster9000
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I like the one with the round top it makes crossing a breeze...you just need a shitty mexican car jack to bend or break them bars...but they would have to carry that 2lb car jack through the shitty mexican dessert so that plan is obviously no good...how about this:

jose luis has a shitty mexican rope that cost him like 2$...he ties shitty mexican knots in the rope, say every 1-1.5ft he ties a loop in the rope so he can put his shitty mexican foot inside the loops and he now has a shitty mexican rope ladder with just loops every 1-1.5ft or so...

now his shitty mexican esse miguel angel, is on the other side of the wall, they are running their shitty mexican border jumping tours...jose luis throws miguel angel the rope over the joke wall...jose luis and miguel angel now have a shitty mexican rope ladder over the wall with each one tethering it from either side...

its a beautiful site, a billion dollar wall defeated by miguel angel and jose luis and a 2$ shitty mexican rope...

a rope...

2$...

2 people...

BUT! lets say jose luis wants to cross alone! miguel angel is busy eating tacos and shit...now jose luis is really bummed because all he needs to do is throw the rope over the wall, pull it back through them bars in the wall, tie a knot and tether the rope nice and firm because it is now tied to that big ass bar while being over the wall...



2$ rope OP...2$ rope...reusable...nice...


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