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Originally Posted by CyberSEO
Yes I do!
...but not so much as when I was 15 
For example today I have no plans for sex. I have a plan to drink a few liters of beer with my friend in a pub and eat a lot of food to turn myself into a forcemeat. After that I'll take a taxi (I guess it will be Uber) to deliver my body to home where I'm going to sleep  |
This happened just like I said. A pub, a bar counter, Guinness, bourbon, pork ribs and hot Buffalo wings... Uber (aka Yandex taxi) at the end...
My life is so predictable
P.S. As about sex... Yes, I was in a brоthеl that night, but I said to my friend that $50 for each girl is too much, it's better to get yet another bottle of bourbon instead. On a serious note, I'm a married man and I just don't like whores.