HairyChick

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath?. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


If you don't get it, try again. I'm sure someone will inevitably explain it ... which will make it a lot less funny.

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