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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard
I'm really hitting a brick wall with this problem. Because I've got the problem of creating "Jewish" themed smut.. Unfortunately there are rules being attached to what I do.
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1. I can't do anything will be considered an attack on the Jewish faith.
2. men can't look like stereotypes and they also can't be dressed colorfully. (conservative only)
3. No bondage, No scat, no freaks, no vulgar language, etc
4. The women must dress conservative and must also look married. (Married WTF?)
5. All group sex but zero homosexuality for either the men or women and no anal.
6. All internal ejaculations.
7. Must have a funny plot, must be jewish and must not be absurd
8. No gonzo, no vignettes, no interviews
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Maybe you just inadvertently came up with the best porn movie idea ever. Let's take your list and turn it completely inside-out.
1. MUST be a (funny) attack of the Jewish faith (and other faiths while you're at it)
2. Use Extreme Stereotypes and dressed like they're attending a Gay Pride parade.
3. All-swearing freaks tied-up and covered in Chocolate (no scat, thats gross).
4. All-slutty women who could never be married.
5. Guys do guys, girls do girls. Even, girl-on-girl anal.
6. All External Ejaculations. All Slow-motion, all 3-D.
7. Absurd plot written by the the South Park crew.
8. Total gonzo.
Now that's some smut I'd pay to watch.