Well....I've had the dentist poke through into the nerves in my tooth pulp with his pick without any drugs, I've twisted the bottom half of my right leg around so my foot pointed backwards and my calf muscle was in the front (also shattered the kneecap when I landed)
But by far the worst when I was 17...
I sprinted my ass off to beat some kid to a soccer ball. I streched way out to kick it and beat him by inches. I was running fast enough, and stretched out far enough that my heel planted when I kicked the ball. My leg folded 90 degrees the wrong way and "pole vaulted" me through the air. Minor hyperextensions hurt, but this was THE WORST pain ever. I can admit it....I cried like a little bitch. Never thought the pain would subside.
