Originally Posted by crucifissio

terrorism updates:

-a muslim did not pay his electric bill in pakistan, ISIS has taken responsibility, the UN is having an emergency meeting

-a muslim got constipated, ISIS has taken responsibility, the UN is in emergency status

-a muslims dog ate a bhuddists chicken, ISIS has taken responsibility, the UN is in meltdown

-a jew kicked a muslim and hurt his foot, ISIS has taken responsibility, the UN is at red alert

-a muslim destroyed a US bomb with his house, ISIS has taken responsibility, the UN is passing binding resolutions to stop mulslims destroying US missiles with their own houses..

-trumps son had a bad hair day, ISIS has taken responsibility, the UN is proposing joint action against all islam for this...

-it is too hot outside for my cat to sunbathe, ISIS has taken responsibility, the UN is in emergency session...


more breaking news coming soon!