I skid down a 150 foot hill face first, scraped all the skin off my hands and chest, then fell off a 60 foot cliff at the bottom, crushed the side of my face, busted 6 teeth, knocked out a bunch of fillings, bit through my tongue, compressed the vertebrae in my neck, and split my head open. Then laid there bleeding for 3 1/2 hours until someone found me.
Yeah, ouch.
But it proved I'm invinsible!
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Abra-cadabra!
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