In backwards pain order:
3. Involuntarily smashed a glass door with my left arm cutting an inch into my upper arm on the inside. 19 stiches. 5 years old.
2. Jumped down from a roof and broke both my legs and fractured both heels. 10 years old.
1. Tore off half the muscles on the right side of my spine when thrown out of bed when a wave caught our 65 foot Swan sailboat and thrust it to the side, making me fly 15 feet through the air and land on top of a cupboard breaking it into pieces. That hurt a lot! Especially since we were only about half way across the Atlantic ocean going from Bermuda to Europe. Weelchair for a month. Sucked ass. 19 years old.
And there is more... guess I am just accident proned.
Oh well....
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