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The short answer is, we don't!
(Visits "Newport News Shipbuilding" web site, sees the big INVEST button at the top, invests $10,000.)
I mean, we DO need more. Many, many more! And uh, we need to go to war with Russia. Because they're foreigners and they voted for Trump. That's bad, because foreigners have absolutely no right to cast votes in U.S. elections.
In fact, their meddling canceled out every single vote that Mexicans cast for Hillary, which would have made her president. And that's fucking bullshit. I'm still in trauma over the election being stolen from Hillary. We need war, and we need dozens more aircraft carriers to do it with!
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