Powerplant failures/shutdown -cause confirmed-
Officials have reported that powerplant computer control systems, indeed were running software for their o/s designed by bill gates
Bill Gates denies that it's his fault, and that the operators should have been checking the microsoft website regularly for the "catastrophic powerplant failure" patch
further he has a team of geeks headed to new york riding solar powered buses with extra batteries for their notebooks, to rewrite the scripts for the o/s of the power plants
when asked why it was taking so long, Bill Gates replied, " the Microsoft techs did not realize that the solar powered bus would not drive in the dark"
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