This is the absolute most fucking retarded spam I've ever read. No...wait! This is the SECOND most absolute fucking retarded spam I've ever read. The first would be some dumbfuck pretending to be a girl who was hired to be the webmistress of an adult site, yet she's too goddamn stupid to know how to "download an icq", so she was given instructions to go post at gfy in order to learn the ropes. Oh- and let's not forget that "I'm so uppity and pouty, don't ask me to show my tits, I'm above all this" attitude that was added in, just to generate a little controversy and stir up the natives. Nice touch
It would have been a tad more believable if Mrs. Tightass wouldn't have kept posting those pics of herself, though. That, and the fact that anyone who was really that fucking stupid wouldn't be able to get on the internet. Or be a female.
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That should pretty much double your last marketing budget. Hopefully next time you can come up with something that's not so blatantly ignorant or at least be able to figure out who your target audience is
(free hint: trying to fool people with stupid porn marketing tricks probably isn't going to work on an adult webmaster board)