| That's not really my problem is it.This should be done  on a server, written to   a template,  with sendmail to respond to 'tons'.
 I just happen to have a few scripts that will echo the right reply to a key word or phrase input  when combined with a few tweaks to them.
 
 I am not going to try to put a square peg in a round hole, for free no less ...
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