I don't have any tats or piercings other than my ears but I remember my friend set me up on a blind date that I did NOT want to go on, and she wouldn't take no for an answer. Later (before the date) I found out that this guy was the same guy that screwed over a few of my friends.............So, I covered myself in those fake tats all over my neck, down my arms, a few fake tears under my eyes and a fake nose bull ring and the guy seriously took off running when I answered the door. It was priceless...
