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Adult Webmasters: Fittest or fattest??
Apparently, we are some of the healthiest people alive, and will remain so for much longer than the average idiot out there.... Behold.......
AN EYEFUL A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
-by Jonathan Hayter
Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them
live longer, a new survey reveals.
Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts
is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing
look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease
and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily
eyeful. .
Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the
New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the
charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute
aerobics workout.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood
circulation.
"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes
daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend
his life four to five years."
There you have it.
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