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So I went to see "LIFE", and -
So we saw "LIFE" for free a few days ago, and I hated it. It's TERRIBLE. Don't waste your time. Glad I didn't have to pay to see it.
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So these guys at the ISS come into Martian soil in the dumbest way you can imagine.
They decided to dig into it and find life, and it starts growing for a while. Then it stops. They "bring it back to life" again in the dumbest way you can imagine.
Then it starts to grow fast and starts killing each person off one at a time. They try to kill it in - you guest it - the dumbest way*s* you can imagine.
The pro's: Some really good visual effects. Space, ISS, all look beautiful. All the zero-G movement of the actors looked perfect.
The con's: STUPID story. WEAK script. BORING acting. Some BAD Visual Effects (CG Blood looks like shit people, stop using CG for blood already...goddammit!). Ryan Renolds plays himself. Jake Gillinalalalalal plays nobody. All the other actors are forgettable. Lots and lots of bad science, and a stupid ending you will absolutely see coming.
Anyone who compares this to "Aliens", never saw "Aliens".
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