Dear Maru,
In reply to your recent request for a life and / or intelligence, we would like to inform you that due to the decline in royalty, court jester positions are in rapid decline.
Forunately, the US decided to allow us the use of porta-john technology and we have reserved a position in the conveyance technicians area just for you!
Reply via snail mail asap to confirm, and be sure to swat the horse on the hindquarters after paying for express mail!
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