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Originally Posted by Devious Angel
Ok, Mr Brainy- Brain.. LOL
Let's see if you can solve this one:
A man buys a new car and goes home to tell his girlfriend. He goes the wrong way up a one way street, bumps into seven people, goes on the pavement and takes a shortcut through a public park. He is seen by a policeman but is not arrested. Why?
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1. My girlfriend is the police(man)
2. I bought a new car, but it doesn't specify if I was driving at the time. It says "goes" not "drives".
I think these work better in speech rather than text.