Is my friend lying or wot?
The crazy mother fucker says he has another friend. He says his friend lives in a mother fucking field 2 blocks away. He says his friend is a fucking sheep.
Sometimes he goes for hours and I ask him where he been and I know he lying. He been with them damn sheep.
If he wants to have a sheep as a friend well that's alright by me but recently he is off sex.
I can't help feeeling he is fucking that sheep. I have no proof of course but it's just a feeling I have.
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